When someone says, “You’re not my type.”
you sicken me
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(Source: seinfeldworld)
Out of the 20 votes I’ve gotten..
Elaine Benes - 15%
George Costanza - 50%
Cosmo Kramer - 30%
Jerry Seinfeld - 5%
Who is your favourite (main) Seinfeld character?
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(I did a mini poll for fun, this is not spam )
(Source: scumbagcrew)
Note to everyone: you always have to have the big salad.
“You double-dipped the chip!” - Timmy
“It’s a peach, Jerry”
(Source: katery)
“Ya’know … Alot of these scratches will buff right out.” - Jerry Seinfeld
(Source: begstealorborrow)
![aliceroselovesyou:
George: God would never let me be successful; he’d kill me first. He’d never let me be happy. Therapist: I thought you didn’t believe in God? George: I do for the bad things.
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George: God would never let me be successful; he’d kill me first. He’d never let me be happy.
Therapist: I thought you didn’t believe in God?
George: I do for the bad things.
