April 2011
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Happy birthday Jerry! Today, he is 57.
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George: Where's the sunblock?
Jerry: Here.
George: 25? You don't have anything higher?
Jerry: What, are you on Mercury?
George: I need higher. This has paba in it, I need paba-free.
Jerry: You got a problem with paba?
George: Yes, I have a problem with paba.
Jerry: You don't even know what paba is.
George: I know enough to stay away from it.
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rustlung:
Episode 6x18 - The Doorman
Kramer: Pretend that I’m robbing you.
George: Why?
Kramer: So these people can go back home and tell their friends they saw a real New York mugging - give ‘em a thrill.
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Jerry: So what are you doing later, wanna go to the movies?
George: Nah what for
Jerry: To see a movie?!?
George: I've been to the movies.
Jerry: Not this movie!
George: They're all the same. You go, you sit, you eat popcorn, you watch, im sick of it.
Jerry: Had a shower today?
George: Yeah?
Jerry: That's usually the kind of mood i'm in when I've had a shower..
George: When is it going to be my turn Jerry? When am i going to get my 15 minutes? I want my 15 minutes!
Jerry: Oh quit complaining, at least you have your health!
George: Healths not good enough. I want more than health. Health's not doing it for me anymore, IM SICK OF HEALTH!
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